I have been researching kisses. (Kisses on the cheek. Don't get too excited now.) And I believe that so far I the vast majority can be fit into 4 categories.
1. The Air Kiss
2. The Wet Kiss
3. The Dry Kiss
4. The Tooth Kiss
1. The Air Kiss
The one your regular socialite will give you when greeting or bidding you farewell.
2. The Wet kiss
Your regular kiss on the cheek but not before licking your lips.
3. The Dry Kiss
Your regular kiss. Nothing to see here, move on.
and my breakthrough category...
4. The Tooth Kiss
The kiss where instead of smacking your lips together, you press your bottom lip against your teeth to make the 'kiss' sound.
A select few, seems to have mastered this very fine art of 'The tooth kiss'.
Due to pressing time concerns, as well as limited investor funding, I am presenting my study for the approval for additional funding.
If sufficient funding were to be made available for this research program, the impact on society in general would be staggering.
Breakthroughs in kissing techniques that could be patented could yield significant returns for investors.
That is all. Have a nice day.
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1. The Air Kiss
2. The Wet Kiss
3. The Dry Kiss
4. The Tooth Kiss
1. The Air Kiss
The one your regular socialite will give you when greeting or bidding you farewell.
2. The Wet kiss
Your regular kiss on the cheek but not before licking your lips.
3. The Dry Kiss
Your regular kiss. Nothing to see here, move on.
and my breakthrough category...
4. The Tooth Kiss
The kiss where instead of smacking your lips together, you press your bottom lip against your teeth to make the 'kiss' sound.
A select few, seems to have mastered this very fine art of 'The tooth kiss'.
Due to pressing time concerns, as well as limited investor funding, I am presenting my study for the approval for additional funding.
If sufficient funding were to be made available for this research program, the impact on society in general would be staggering.
Breakthroughs in kissing techniques that could be patented could yield significant returns for investors.
That is all. Have a nice day.
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*Want AD!*
Subject needed for research on human behavior.
Average pay, many benefits, long hours.
Contact information available on request.
Labels: Kiss
have u mastered the tooth kiss yet? sounds nasty actually ...
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Heh, all in the name of 'scientific research', hey, JM? :p