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The Wrath of the Steve

Space...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

*Theme song*

*Captain Kirk voice over*
Captain's log, Star Date 123456.

We have returned from planet Rainy Beach, after a brief shore leave, we are now on our way to the Deadline Sector.

Since leaving the Bikini Quadrant, we encountered an unidentified life form.

Star Fleet Intelligence has codenamed it 'Steve'. (When asked why it was named Steve, the answer was: "Because 'Bob' is already taken (Note: 'Bob' was a baby owl that showed up around a year ago))

This, entity. This, thing. Sat on top of the screen. Grinning.


All attempts of communication seem to be at a stand-still. It seems to have a recording that is constantly played over all frequencies.

Mr. Spock has theorized that it is in hibernation, and is that at any minute it will wake up. We have contacted Fleet Command and are awaiting further instructions.
*end Captain Kirk voice over*

To be Continued...

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1 Responses to “The Wrath of the Steve”

  1. # Anonymous Anonymous

    oooo I was there for Bob! And Bob has a definite advantage over Steve, on top of coming along first, he's also already been PROVEN to be alive (can't say as much fr Steve....) I'm surprised he didn't get a name like Fred or Freddo because he really looks like a frog to me..... He's my perfect match, I can tell...
    kissoooes to you and Steve --Nellie  

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